Which candidate's sun sign is destined for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
What's Obama's astrological year ahead? What's McCain's? Is the White House in their stars? Here, some Presidential Astrology.
John McCain--Virgo (August 29, 1936): Some might call Virgos picky or particular. As task masters of the zodiac, Virgos know how to make detailed plans, and they expect follow through. They know who owes them what, and somewhere there's likely a checklist! Virgos are reliable and intelligent; they never forget a name, face, or date.
Free World Forecast: No one messes with the U.S. under McCain's command.
Barack Obama--Leo (August 4, 1961): The zodiac's performer, people are drawn to Leo's fiery heart like moths to a flame! Leos are the ultimate passionate player; they pursue what they love intensely. The are also terrific home entertainers.
Free World Forecast: Impressive domestic and international diplomacy.
Sarah Palin--Aquarius (February 11, 1964): Aquarians are cause oriented people. They can be eccentric, but it's that unique approach that gives them their drive. The humanitarian of the signs, Aquarians think out of the box and into a new way of life.
Free World Forecast: The journey is more compelling than the destination.
Joe Biden--Scorpio (November 20, 1942): Often mislabeled as dark and mysterious, Scorpios are actually just the opposite. The most loyal, Scorpios are compassionate, if shrewd, observers of others. They are the emotional touchstone, and not at all scared of the deep end of the pool.
Free World Forecast: Experience and wisdom going the distance.
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Hello, awkward.
Why isn’t there a word in English to describe when we feel embarrassed for other people? A word like you-barrasssed? Because that’s how we felt about MTV’s new show, Sex...with Mom and Dad.
There are two types of pain while watching this show. There’s the “cover one eye while watching” painful, and there’s the “who talks about backdoor sex with their parents?” painful.
The show airs weeknights at 7 p.m., and stars Loveline’s sex and relationship expert, Dr. Drew. If you’ve watched it, you know that Dr. Drew gives teens and their parents tasks that can be anything from tame (condom shopping) to agonizing (molding peeneys out of clay). All of it is you-miliating
We’re all for sex ed, but sculpting boy parts with your mom? Butt talk with dad?
The always impressive Dr. Drew helps ease the tension, but we can’t buy that the tasks he gives these families are solutions to anything. Really, they’re just first steps for the teens to approach sexual health with more maturity. Unless you're a psych major...SNORE.
Good intention, but we’re calling the show as boring and mortifying. Bortifying?
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Work the scarf trend.
The answer to all your fashion woes lies in a single square piece of fabric. Worn in your hair, around your neck, or even on your purse, a scarf adds instant pattern and pizzazz to a hum-drum ensemble. Or so we've heard.
But how the heck do you tie it? We are always in awe of the woman who sashays down the sidewalk with one expertly thrown over her shoulders. We try it at home, and end up looking like a 1970's stewardess.
Lucky for us, there's a new book: 99 Ways to Cut, Sew, Tie & Rock Your Scarf.
We're hoping it clears up any lingering questions.
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New boob tube for you. Here's what's shaking and TV-quaking this week.
Gossip Girl: Serena's on the ascent, Chuck's on the rampage, and Blair's on the outs, but for how long? Spotted: a Yale showdown. Things are thorny at the ivy.
Dancing with the Stars: Kim's assets weren't quite what we'd thought they'd be, and so it was a bootylicious bye-bye. Most likely to face elimination: Rocco.
90210: Kelly dropped Ryan for the possibility of Dylan who called Brenda when he should have been calling Kelly directly so Brenda cozied up to the rejected Ryan. Love triangle '08? The younger 9-0s? A bust, well, a drug bust to be exact: Naomi, Adrianna, and lots of cops on tomorrow's epi.
Ugly Betty: Daniel on top, Wilhelmina demoted, and Christina laying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Who pushed her and her tiny Meade? All eyes on the Mode crew and the dangerous (?) Stuart.
Fringe: Returns in two weeks. Take a breath and try to figure out what the eff is happening.
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Your life on the big screen.
Have you ever thought about who would play you in the movie version of your life? Would Angelina Jolie have the starring role? And what if you already were a celebrity?
Turns out, Eric Dane fantasizes about his E! True Hollywood Story, and he'd cast Carrot Top as himself. Really? We're talking about McDreamy here. Leonardo DiCaprio would be the better choice.
Who would Tim Gunn assign to "make it work"? None other than CNN news anchor Anderson Cooper. The Silver Fox discussing hemlines? It could happen.
Lance Bass requests HSM star Zac Efron as the lead in his biopic. We think that's a good choice given Efron's singing and dancing ability.
Eric Dane's fiancé, Rebecca Gayheart would give the role of herself to Michelle Pfeiffer. Hmm. Is that a good casting decision, given she'd be performing with Carrot Top?
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