50 Cent Launches Cosmetics Line

Buy my blush.

In news of the... what?

Your eyes do not deceive you, the headline is true: 50 Cent is releasing a line of makeup (for the menz) in a bid to expand his growing empire of endorsed products.

His line will include everything a young hustla needs to stay fly and pull in the chickenheads - from moisturizers to vitamins. Vitamins? A source has revealed the exclusive plans, saying:

"50 prides himself on having a ripped body... he's on a health kick and barely touches alcohol. So his range will be for the guy who likes to be pampered - but the supplements will make it more butch."

Yes, because nothing says butch like a dude who has a regiment of pills to take.

What's next for 50? While the addition of masculine lotions and herbal 'roids are an excellent addition to his empire of VitaminWater and Right Guard body spray, he has to consider other branding opportunities to keep his portfolio growing. Is there a 50 Cent-branded Bacon Log in his future? Perhaps pigeon smuggling apparatus could be his next investment? Or - and I may be a little crazy here, so humor me - is there a far better way for the mogul to make his next million?

Like by releasing another hit record? Wacky, I know, but it might just work out for him.