Runner up is: "My favorite movie is The Beastmaster."

So we came across a list of the 25 things men should never say to women. You know, stuff like “it must be that time of the month,” or “you sound just like your mother.”

Yeah, but so what? I think there are plenty worse things he could say... and I'm a real man!

• “What about my place? I’ve got this great collection of monkey-hides in my basement…”

• “Drink this Vegemite. I need your womb healthy for the second coming.”
  

• “Hygiene is for chumps.”
  

• “Honey, I think I’ll skip breakfast today. Borkon, my intergalactic space commander, thinks it’s better to fast before plundering the universe of its natural resources.”
  

• “No, I like to think of myself as a casual heroin-user. I only do it when I’m drunk.”
  

• “When I said you could stand to lose some weight, I didn’t mean you were fat. I only meant that standing is how you would do it.”
  

• “So like I was saying, there is no real way to wash a cat. That’s why you just have to find a new one when it gets dirty.”
  

• “Would the lady care for a pocket marshmallow?”

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