90210 Lives For Another Day. Um...Yay

The cast looks happy despite bad reviews or the fact that the girls haven't eaten since 2005.

Because craptastic is good enough.

We're in a generous mood today, yet we can only describe the new 90210 as slightly better than being burned alive. A jet to San Francisco on a first date? Baking snickerdoodles for the richest guy in school? Announcing to everyone you're going to have sex for the first time with Snickerdoodle Boy? Embarrassing.

But in case anyone was worried, it looks like the show is guaranteed to live for at least nine more episodes. Can't wait.

The premiere brought in a respectable five million viewers, but that was clearly a love for the old series because the second episode saw a dramatic drop in viewers. Last week the numbers were at three million, which execs predict is the plateau, but which they deem good enough to sign off on the rest of the season.

Good luck, because the far superior Gossip Girl hands the West Beverly High kids their boney, bad acting asses on an upper east side silver platter.