A Playboy Gets Payback: His Penis Is Stolen!

A Chinese Romeo's Neighbors Took Revenge on Him by Staging a Junk-napping

Don't use the word "nap" around Chinese romeo Fei Lin; while the 41-year-old man, who was suspected of having affairs with several married women in his village, was taking a nap one night recently, four men burst into his home and made off with his penis.

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Yes, they stole his penis.

And yes, to steal his penis, they first had to separate it from the rest of his body. Let that sink in for a minute …

Fei Lin, from the east China province of Zhejiang, said it was about 4 a.m., and he was asleep in his flat when four masked men rushed in and put a bag over his head.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers, and then they ran off," Fei Lin told The Austrian Times. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing … then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

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Emergency workers and police looked for the junk-napped member, but couldn't locate it and assumed the penis pilferers made off with it when they ran.

Fei Lin, a rural migrant worker in his village, denied he'd been getting busy with his neighbors wives', but police are reportedly operation on the assumption that revenge was the motivation for the cruel, cruel attack.