Allie Cries, Adam Smiles - The City Recap

These images are so dark and moody, oh The City!

Oh, and Sammy - fix that gap. It looks weird.

After watching last night's episode, I feel incredibly disappointed. Come on, Whit! I expected more from you.

In typical bitchy girl fashion, The Other Woman (AKA Catarina) decides to tell little Allie about Adam's lying, cheating ways. At a party. That Adam threw. Plus, the girl doesn't even have the decency to appear genuinely apologetic. Hate.

As Allie sat crying over her lame (but hot) boyfriend, Whitney sighed and smirked her way through comforting the sad, skinny girl. Drop this loser stat, girl! You're an effing DKNY model. You don't need this. And eat a cheeseburger.

Little Allie is of course devastated and weeps her way into a taxi. Cut to a few days later when Adam and Allie meet to discuss the events. Blah, blah, blah, Allie forgives him. I cringe in horror.

Meanwhile my best friend Liv handles the situation like a pro - by not stooping to such low, plebian levels. She merely shakes her shiny coiffed curls and stops Whit dead in her tracks mid-love triangle low-down. "I've already heard too much." LOVE HER. But why is Cousin Nevan such a loser/hipster wannabe?

Next week, Kelly Cutrone rears her ugly head and picks on skinny Allie. Poor girl. Can she never catch a break?