Allie Doesn't Eat - The City Recap

She's baaaaack!

Gimme bright lights, long nights... and a cheeseburger.

Last night on The City, MTV had the opportunity to address a serious issue, Whitney had the opportunity to be a good friend, and Kelly Cutrone had the opportunity not to be such a witch. Sadly, none of these things happened.

Allie (of the "Adam is cheating on me" drama) is a model. A working model. She's also painfully thin. Like, so thin I can see the contours of her skull. So thin that she constantly looks drowsy because she's so hungry. And frankly, it's just sad. Not only is she in an effed up relationship (if Adam calls her "baby" in that whiny voice one more time I might hurt my TV) but she's also in serious denial.

I get models are supposed to be skinny, but not like this. And kudos to Kelly for actually saying something. There was a moment of intense awkwardness after the 10th time Kelly said to Allie, "Are you okay?," but you know, someone had to say it. And Whit sure as hell wasn't going there.

Speaking of Whit, I lost a little respect for her. Be a friend. And none of this, "I don't know. How thin is too thin?" DUDE. You work for DVF. You've styled runway shows. YOU ARE ALWAYS AROUND MODELS. You should know.

On a lighter note, Erin got a job after a year and a half of "soul searching" (shopping, getting her nails done), and Liv is just as bitchy as usual. Not gonna lie, she might be the cause behind Allie's eating disorder ("we can't have Shamu walking down the runway." Nice Liv, real nice).

But the best part of last night's episode? Jay barely made a cameo.