Amy Winehouse is Still a Mess
Pull it together, Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse had quite the rough show in St. Lucia last week. Sure, it was in part due to the weather, but it's was also due to the fact that she just sucks. Hey, we're just being honest.
While performing at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival last week, Amy Winehouse received plenty of boos and hisses from the crowds. Throughout her performance, Amy was messing up the words to her songs and stumbling around the stage like she was drunk. Which she probably was. What else is new?
When the audience started booing Winehouse, she started swearing at them before leaving the stage. A spokesperson for Winehouse says, "Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short. Amy is very disappointed." Sure. Or she just couldn't handle the jeering.
St. Lucia's tourism manager says, "It's a shame it did not go better but we will bring her back in the future." But would anyone show up this time?
In any event, we're still left wondering a) How Amy Winehouse is still alive and performing, and b) Why on Earth Amy Winehouse was performing at a jazz festival.


