An Ode to Taylor Kitsch - DILFs

We'll take a knee for you anytime, Taylor.

Talk about dudes we'd like to f**k! This guy has really got it all. Dang. Look at those abs, that face, those Amy Winehouse pelvic muscles!

Guess all that football on Friday Night Lights is really paying off.

In effort to let him know how we feel, we decided to write him a love poem from our 13-year-old self. Alright, here it goes:

(Ahem)

Taylor Kitch you make us itch
We're quite willing to be your bitch
Come on over and fill our nitch
With your hot, sexy man sitch