Andrew Dice Clay Marries for Third Time

Andrew Dice Clay and Valerie Vasquez. Photo courtesy of INFDaily.com

Material for his Las Vegas standup routine?

Andrew Dice Clay has one of the foulest mouths around, but that didn't stop it from proposing to his girlfriend. The controversial comic has announced he got married on Valentine's Day.

In an interview with Comedian George Lopez on Lopez Tonight!, Dice Clay said he thought two marriages (which obviously didn't work out) would have been enough.

"I never thought I'd settle down again after I got divorced... and she came up and said, 'I like your glasses,' and that was it."

Valerie Vasquez is the woman who has won his heart, even though he can't remember when exactly they got engaged.

"I don't know when we got engaged," he told Lopez. "All I know is Valentine's Day, 'I do,' and then we did, and that's that... She is unbelievable... She is the sweetest, most lovable, happy girl I've ever been with."

So it sounds like the pair is happy. Let's just hope that newly-wed puppy dog love doesn't wear off when Dice Clay starts throwing around his obscenities.

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