Bedroom Toys That'll Knock Your V-Day Socks Off!
Not made by Mattel...
Wanna spice things up in the bedroom this Valentine's day? Sure you do! What’s the best way to do it, you ask? We say, invite someone else in! No, not that cute supermarket clerk, although if that's your bag, don’t let us hold you back! No we're talkin’ sex toys. They're a surefire way to get you off on your V-day extravaganza!
P.S. Going solo this February 14th? Not anymore! Pick up one of these guys and enjoy a little alone time. Best part about it, once you have one, you have one. And, it's not needy like a man. The only thing it requests once in a while is a change of batteries.
P.S.S. This man makes a great virtual Valentine...
Lipstick Vibe, $28
A true lipstick, this plaything is not about pretending. Uncap the cover, twist the base and discover the sweet, sweet vibrations of a quality cosmetic. Just don't mistakenly stick it in your purse… or do.
Naughtibod, $70
This tech-savvy buzzer will make you scream "Gimme a beat!" Just plug it into your iPod and listen as the vibrations match your music - fast or slow, it's all up to you. We promise, never before has your playlist ever made you feel THIS happy.
Friendly Note: Please make sure your iPod is fully charged before embarking on this romantic journey. If you thought having your iPod die while you were running on the treadmill was bad, you ain't felt disappointment, girl.
Sexy Slave Kit, $26.95
Wish your man would take control, or better, wish you could take control of your man? Why not invest in some quality bondage? This kit will give you everything you need to get started in the wild world of all things handcuffs and blindfolds. We know it's exciting, but please restrain yourself!
Red Hearts Glass Dildo, $34.95
Made out of glass and complete with raised red hearts, this toy will surely hit the spot. Plus, it’s a truly beautiful addition to any bedside table.
Liberator Ramp & Wedge Combo, $210.00
Waz up, G? Tired of the same old positions? Wish there was something that could really help him get to those usually untouched areas? Then we're here to rock your world - literally! Gift yourself and your lover with The Wedge this V-Day and back pain and position fatigue will be a thing of the past. And, after employing this baby, we promise, it won’t just be his ego that’s swollen.
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