Brad Pitt Loves Angelina Jolie. Shocking.

Once again, they're in love. In case you forgot.

Brad Pitt is on the cover of Rolling Stone looking like an old man, and this saddens us.

Pitt, what happened? Is Angie stealing your youth? Did you take the whole method acting a step too far? And please, loose the 'stache.

Anyways, we digress. We're really here to talk about Brad's unending love for Angie (because we haven't heard this all before).

They sort of make us want to throw up. We're all for love and everything, but come on.

For example, Brad's response to the NY Times article on his beloved was, "[They're] talking about not only the woman I love, but one of the people on this planet who I have the greatest respect for. I think she's as honorable as anyone I've ever met."

We know. Stop talking.