Bristol Palin Splits from Her Baby Daddy

And we thought these two crazy kids would make it work!

Hold on to your Uggs, people. Star (always the most accurate and least biased source of news) is reporting that Bristol Palin has kicked her baby daddy, Levi Johnston, to the curb. Whaaa? I thought that when teenagers got together, had a kid, and then promised to love each other forever that it was the real thing!

But then again, we have to take this "report" with a bucket of salt, since it is being reported by Levi's slightly attention-hungry sister, Mercede. According to sis (who has sold the story to Star), Bristol has completely cut Levi out of little Tripp's life, not allowing the proud pappa the right to see his little bundle of joy.

"Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can't take the baby to our house because she doesn't want him around 'white trash'!" she says of the situation. It's a little odd that someone who'd choose to get pregnant before the end of high school would ever cast judgment on another's level of "white trashness," but perhaps that's a little too logical of an observation given this sideshow.

She goes on to bemoan Bristol's famous momma, and Alaska's Gov, Sarah Palin, saying that she used to love her, "But I've lost lots of respect for her," for allowing the current situation to unfold the way that it has.

Oh, and if you want the whole story (which I'm guessing is about one pull quote longer than this one), and need to read a "hate-filled text" from Bristol to Levi, be sure to pick up the March 23 issue of Star. Or, you know, not.