Bristol Palin's "Modest" DWTS Costumes

Come off it, Bristol.

Bristol Palin promises she'll be modest.

Who is Bristol Palin kidding? She has a kid and she's broken off an engagement... it's not like wearing a short dress for Dancing with the Stars will be so scandalous that everyone will lose respect for her. However, Bristol's already insisting that her costumes will be "modest."

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I'm not sure if Bristol's just passing on the message that her handlers thought would be most appropriate, but she sounds dim. As if a shorter dress will shame her son some day? There's a reason dancers wear revealing dresses, Bristol: to show off their dance moves and to avoid impeding motion.

"I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that's who I am," Bristol said to PEOPLE.

I feel obligated to blast Bristol, because I've always been a modest dresser. I like gorgeous clothes, but I'm most comfortable when I'm in a shrug over a tank or something. Judgy, judgy, Bristol! Who cares if your dress is knee-length? I don't, and I'm not cool with Bristol implying that someone can't be shy/respected and wear something that falls in line with professional expectations (i.e. shorter and sassier).

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Bristol called herself "naturally shy" and claims that she wants to set a good example for her son. I can understand being shy and not wanting to wear hot pants in front of the nation, but a dancing costume that looks professional has to follow some general guidelines.

What do you think about Bristol's modest costume comments?