Brooke Burke Brings Home Mirror Ball Trophy. Gasp!

Dancing reaches its inevitable conclusion.

Surprise, surprise. Brooke Burke is the winner of season seven of Dancing with the Stars. The sizzling hot mama sashayed her way to the top last night, taking home the mirror ball trophy and some well-deserved bragging rights.

While Warren's Hustle was high on funk, and Lance's Jitterbug high on spunk, Brooke's Viennese Waltz brought the audience (and emo fiance, David Charvet) to tears. From there, it was a short ride to confetti-filled victory.

Congrats to Brooke and to Derek, a pro among pros whose win was long in coming. We'll miss our main man, Warren, and those many (many, many) hours of spray-tanned boogying. Whatever will we do with all that free time?!