Caffeinated Body Wash?
Mountain Dew wash sold on Etsy
Do the Dew... in the shower? If you want to wake up using a shot of caffeine (on your skin?), then the newest soap product on Etsy might be something to try. Heck, if you buy it for a teen, they might actually get up in the morning!
"A geek's dream existence: Wake up at noon. Wash hair with soda. Wash body with video game controller. Open bag of Cheetos. Play video games. Fight zombies IRL. Sleep. Repeat," says the sorta-kinda spoof listing on Etsy, highlighted by Bellasugar.
For the record, we know that this is just a funny gag gift, but for $16, it's a genius present for a Mountain Dew lover. Ingredients include shampoo concentrate, almond oil, and fragrance, plus a nice dose of caffeine-- 530 mg, to be exact.
"On the pro side, if it works, all that transdermal caffeine will definitely hit your bloodstream faster than coffee. Plus, it's a diuretic, so it probably does something for cellulite in the short term," Bellasugar muses, tongue-in-cheek.
We checked out the seller of the Mountain Dew soap, Digitalsoap, and she's got a ton of other hilarious soap products, including Sony Playstation Video Game soaps and more caffeinated products like this "realistic XBox Replica Soap."
Can you think of anyone who would dig products like this? I have a friend with serious gamer work buds, so... yes.