Most Likely To...

The best part of any high-school yearbook is the "Most Likely" section. You know, where the cute jock gets named most likely to be drafted into the NFL, and the loser who helped get you an A in bio is named most likely to found the next Google.

So we thought we'd make our own most-likely list. But our list is much more fun because it includes Lindsay Lohan and not Clovis from bio.

Most Likely To...

Give a great gift: Oprah. We know. We can't help ourselves, but it's true! Have you seen her "Favorite Things" episode? Anything from a panini maker, to a cashmere robe, to a Kindle could be under the tree. But most likely, expect all three.

Cause a big fight: Sean Avery. We sorta love this hockey bad boy. Yes, he majorly dissed Elisha Cuthbert and got kicked out of the NHL, but that's nothing compared to his ability to withstand Anna Wintour. No doubt, he'd be the first to start throwing punches.

Drink all the spiked eggnog: Lindsay Lohan. We don't believe for a second that she's given up the sauce. The girl is just waiting to cause some mayhem. The second Samantha lets her out of her sight, we bet Linds will be into the nog like no other.

Get caught under the mistletoe: John Mayer. And it won't be with Jennifer Aniston. Johnny boy loves to kiss and tell, so expect his mistletoe shenanigans to be documented on his MySpace page.