Chace Crawford Will Not Be Designing Clothes - Front Row at Fashion Week

No, no designing for you.

Party like it's Fashion Week.

Because of These Economic Times, everyone is acting all somber and stuff. The parties aren't nearly as exciting. No one's throwing Cristal out the window or getting caught lighting thousands of dollars worth of couture on fire (ok, I don't know if that ever happened but it could have). What is happening is a lot of tame parties where celebrities talk about clothes.

Everyone's favorite gossip guy, Chace Crawford, attended the Narciso Rodriguez show and had the audacity to admit he doesn't even know who he is. He also said, "I don't know what it is about me that people think I could do a fashion line." Chace, I don't think you should design a fashion line. In fact, I really don't think you should design a fashion line.

Here's who would like to design a fashion line: Hamish Bowles (European Editor-at-large for Vogue), and Kanye West is almost done with his ("I think I've finally got something that I think works”). And by "works" I'm sure it's pretty ugly.

One guy who won't be breaking into fashion, is Josh Hartnett. When asked if he'd like to answer any questions, he paused and answered, "Sure. I mean, okay ... actually, no." Oh. "Sorry, I'm half-lit."

Finally, evidence of some Fashion Week debauchery.