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Conan O'Brien is a DILF - Ginger Edition

In Love & Sex by Christina , on Sunday, January 11, 2009, 2:00 PM (PST)
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Dudes we'd like to... gingerly make love to.

The ladies of LimeLife think that there isn't nearly enough sexy man-worship on the 'net. We're here to correct - and reclaim a horrible term (Dad's I'd like to...) - with our ongoing DILF - Dudes I'd Like to F#*#% - series.

You may ask, why redheads? With all those freckles, and the whole fire-crotch thing, they're not exactly known for their sex appeal. To this we say, "Why not red heads!"

Here's why we crave us some ginger:

A.) They're feisty. This means energy in the sack.
B.) Most hail from countries like Ireland and Scotland. This means they can drink – need we say more?
C.) They were probably teased as a kid. This means they've built-up a tolerance for sarcasm - a quality we require in our men.

Check out the red-hots we chose to complete our list of gingered hunks.

Kevin McKidd: Better known as "Major Hottie" over on Grey's Anatomy, this guy really knows how to yield a scalpel. But that's not the only experience he has with weapons, he also starred in the HBO series Rome. Shirtless, gingered man candy? Yummy!

Damian Lewis: Better known as the half Welsh (all ginger) detective on Life. With those soft kind eyes and that beautifully melodic accent, he's quite the auburn king. He definitely tops our "Marriage Material" list.

Conan O'Brien: Better known as the man who says "Keep cool my babies" every night at 12:35. This funny man turns us on with his never ending wit and his eccentric humor. Who else could do a jig, and an impression of Donald Trump as Chuck Norris, all while protecting the audience from a ginormous masturbating bear? *Swoon!*

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Comments (3)
Posted By Jessica (3 years ago)
plus, if a gingerkid survives past childhood and grows into a gingerman, he's probably tough as nails!
 
Posted By Oaktree (3 years ago)
What if you have brown hair but a red beard?
 
Posted By Jeffery James (3 years ago)
Then you're just a freak.
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