Date Him: Daniel Craig Or Juno's Baby Daddy?

In the battle of scrawny vs brawny, most chicks take the dude with money. KIDDING.

A blatant objectification of the male physique.

Men come in all shapes and sizes. Tall, short, skinny, or jowled, there isn’t much physical similarity between a brute and a newt. Regardless of what you’re looking for, each MANifestation has its benefits.

The Brawny
Representatives: Daniel Craig, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds

Yes, please: Nothing says comfort like a giant, quivering mass of bicep. Ask any woman and she’ll tell you: Tempur-Pedic has nothing on a musky meat-pillow. Buff men also tend to thrive on confrontation and inane displays of power--ideal for intimidation of ex-boyfriends.

Watch out for: hernias, stretch marks, necklessness

The Scrawny
Representatives: Jude Law, Pete Doherty, Adrien Brody, Michael Cera

Yes, please: Thin dudes make the best rock stars, and their lack of girth is usually enough to snag a few groupies. Other than that, scrawny guys must rely on cunning and craftiness to get by. Theoretically, their clothes should cost less. In times of distress they are able to hide behind smaller objects like curbs or streetlamps.

Watch out for: sports, osteoporosis, breaking a bone while kissing