Dating Deal Breakers

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His and Her Top Three Lists.

You're in love, and then your date orders an appletini with extra tini. Or, you're in love, and then your date starts puckering up to his pooch. No no no! Why did they have to blow it?!

MEN: 1. He wears a fanny pack in all seriousness. Is it 1993?  2. He has three books, and one of them is the Masters Guide to Donkey Kong.  3. He has a super hairy back, because, um, yeeeaaah.

WOMEN: 1. She has a giant tattoo above her booty. Target?  2. She refers to herself in the third person. OK, Joan Collins.  3. She feels bad about Miley Cyrus getting snubbed by Radiohead.

MALE and FEMALE: They quote Life and Style magazine. Run, don't walk.

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