David Beckham's Bulging Underwear Ad: Sock Or All Him?

Is that a boat propellor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Beckham's Chaotic Crotch

Victoria Beckham once described her husband David Beckham's manhood in terms of farm machinery. "It's like a tractor exhaust pipe," she said. But despite her endorsement, these new ads sure look like he's stuffing his underwear with more than just his manhood.

As our friends over at ineedmyfix.com point out, the sheer amount of volume this dude takes up in the latest H&M underwear ads leads to only one of two conclusions: either David Beckham has a third arm, or he's packing his underwear with socks.

I mean, come on, most of these photos don't even look anatomically correct. Forget socks, it looks like he's using a crowbar.

Of course, if you ask the footballer himself he'll tell you there's no funny cotton business going on at all.

"I've never had to for any of the photo shoots I've done because hopefully, I don't need to," he told the Daily Mirror. "Well, let's just say I've been told I don't need any help in that department. I think I'm pretty OK!"

In the end though, it doesn't really matter what's in there. Just as long as everyone gets to see more of it.

Head to ineedmyfix to see more of Beckham's body and decide for yourself.

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