Dress Like A Cow, Get Free Chick-fil-A On Friday

Where's The Beef?

Chick-fil-A doesn't want you to have a cow. It wants you to be one. The crispy Christian chicken chain is offering a FREE meal to anyone who dresses like a cow on Friday. Unfortunately, as my grandpappy used to say, nothing in this world is really free.

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Wear your cow costume to a Chick-fil-A restaurant for "Cow Appreciation Day" on July 13 and Chick-fil-A will throw in a free meal in honor of your support for our bovine brothers.

Of course, if humiliating yourself for a $5 patty of chemicals and preservatives isn't enough, just remember you'll also be humoring one of the most bigoted fast food companies in the country.

Over the years Chick-fil-A has faced multiple accusations of discrimination, including a lawsuit from a former employee who says he was fired for his religious beliefs when he refused to take part in an employee prayer.

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The company has also come out publicly against gay marriage. From 2003 to 2010, Chick-fil-A gave over $10 million to anti-gay groups and has repeatedly offered wishy-washy excuses when complaints and protests arise.

So remember, while a costume party and free food at your local fast food joint might sound like a great time, that greasy mess in your belly comes with a super sized helping of shame.

You are what you eat, even if it's free.