Dress Like A Cow, Get Free Chick-fil-A On Friday
Where's The Beef?
Chick-fil-A doesn't want you to have a cow. It wants you to be one. The crispy Christian chicken chain is offering a FREE meal to anyone who dresses like a cow on Friday. Unfortunately, as my grandpappy used to say, nothing in this world is really free.
Wear your cow costume to a Chick-fil-A restaurant for "Cow Appreciation Day" on July 13 and Chick-fil-A will throw in a free meal in honor of your support for our bovine brothers.
Of course, if humiliating yourself for a $5 patty of chemicals and preservatives isn't enough, just remember you'll also be humoring one of the most bigoted fast food companies in the country.
Over the years Chick-fil-A has faced multiple accusations of discrimination, including a lawsuit from a former employee who says he was fired for his religious beliefs when he refused to take part in an employee prayer.
The company has also come out publicly against gay marriage. From 2003 to 2010, Chick-fil-A gave over $10 million to anti-gay groups and has repeatedly offered wishy-washy excuses when complaints and protests arise.
So remember, while a costume party and free food at your local fast food joint might sound like a great time, that greasy mess in your belly comes with a super sized helping of shame.
You are what you eat, even if it's free.