Eddie Van Halen is Getting Married

He's putting a ring on it.

But that's not all. In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Van Halen dishes about his website (which sells exclusive Van Halen merchandise), and his new music. In fact,

“I’ve got tons of music written, such a variety of stuff,” he tells us. “The essence of me is obviously there, and those drums, they’re always recognizable. But people expect a certain thing from Van Halen, and this isn’t exactly bang-your-head-against-the-wall stuff.”

And yes, he's still planning on reuniting with David Lee Roth.

But who is this woman he's marrying? Her name's Janie Liszewski and she happens to be his publicist (coincidence) as well as an established stuntwomen. She did the stunt work on The Wedding Planner. I wasn't aware stunt work was necessary.

Anyways, congrats! I'm sure Valerie Bertinelli sends her love.