Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof: New Couple?

Courtesy of INFDaily.com

Peaches is 20; Eli is 37.

Well, this is one celebrity couple that I hope aren't really together. Celebitchy pointed out via Dlisted that Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof were looking awfully cozy at the Oscars, and that they could be a couple. The photographic proof of them holding hands and looking like a pair is here. Gah!

What's so wrong with Eli and Peaches getting together? Well, it's mostly Peaches' fault-- she's toxic.

The socialite's dad is Bob Geldof, so she could have had a nice head-start. However, she was in plenty of trouble as a teen, including one incident profiled in The Sun in which she allegedly bought drugs from Amy Winehouse's dealer. She lives part-time in Brooklyn after dropping out of NYU, she was married and divorced before the age of 20, and she's also kind of a Scientologist. She's a terrible writer and a questionable dresser. Need I say more?

As for Eli Roth, ummm... he's 37. he should know better than to date a girl who got in a horrible car wreck and then skipped off to Disneyland. Why did he think that this could aid or support his appeal, if he is dating her for the attention? He's off any potentially Hot Lists for the year now!

What do you think brought Eli and Peaches together, besides sheer insanity? I think Eli was craving attention. Too bad that Peaches also delivers more than her fair share of baggage! Tragic.

Do you really think he's hot, anyway? I was staring at pics of Eli from the weekend, and I'm not sure he is after all.