Facebook-to-English Translations

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From Our Friends at Lemondrop

Your roommate, new best friend, or mysterious new hook-up buddy needs to be studied this semester! Lemondrop's put together a nice dictionary of Facebook status updates and what they really mean for you. Be prepared--it's better than being surprised every time you walk in the door.

Update Number One: Julia is up and watching Saturday morning kid shows!!!

What This Means: You'll be dealing with a giggly girl roommate who doesn't want to grow up. Expect lots of calls to mom, plenty of stuffed animals, and more than one animal poster. Sorry!

Update Number Two: Julia had the craziest night ever, even though I don't remember much of it!! Love my friends!!!

What This Means: You'll like this roommate if you, too, are a blackout drunk. Prepare yourself for antics, lots of explanations, and the careful use of night blinders and flip flops (to avoid puke puddles).

Update Number Three: Julia IS HAVING THE WORST DAY EVER!! OMG

What This Means: Get yourself ready for high-maintenance neediness, and a newfound respect for introspection.

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