Get Your Flirt On with Awesomely Cheesy Moves

Nikki Reed, rumored to be dating Robert Pattinson did NOT employ any of these awesomely cheesy moves to "bait" her vampire.

Try this when not at home? Hmmm.

Some of the folks who are considered experts in the art of dating, mating, and marrying have some whack ideas about what attracts a guy (and like to use words like how to "bait" him--like a dead fish?). We narrowed these (real) suggestions to the ones that made us laugh, and vomit. If there's a cutie in the room right now? Please just smile. Leave this cheese to the experts. Whoever they are.

Awesomely Cheesy Move #1: Undress him with your eyes. Then look him in the eye. Smile so he knows you like what you see.

Awesomely Cheesy Move #2: Smile and hold his gaze for a few seconds. Bite the corner of your lip and look down.

Awesomely Cheesy Move #3: Rub your shoulder like it hurts, then sigh. He'll think it's sexy, plus you might get a massage.

Awesomely Cheesy Move #4: Saunter past him and slowly swivel your head toward him, then rest your chin on your shoulder and smile.

NOTE: If you do any of this stuff, we are scared of you!

Nikki Reed leaves Vancouver restaurant