Go Out With The Stars? That's So LA

What does a typical LA weekend look like?

Cheesy? Plastic? Wealthy? Tan? Yeah, all that's LA. But what else? Let's check in with some Hollywood regulars that can only be described as soooo LA.

Typical Thursday in LA: Boobs at Hyde!
Who: Aubrey O'Day with Stephen Dorff
Where: First stop: Hyde, Late night: Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel
Wardrobe: Clavicle baring mini halter dress, Paris Hilton extensions (so hot right now) with a Pocahontas headband, and her Kool-Aid-dyed dog.
Beverage: Straight vodka in the Escalade before hitting the club.
Gets Ignored By: Tara Reid

Typical Friday in LA: Brooke Hogan and Red Bull!
Who: Kelly Osbourne with newly single Devendra Banhart
Where: House party in Laurel Canyon
Wardrobe: $3,000 grunge plaid '90's outfit; her newest tattoo on full display
Beverage: Sugar Free Red Bull
Gets Ignored By: Brooke Hogan

Typical Saturday in LA: Hiking the hills!
Who: Audrina Patridge trailed by loser non-boyfriend Justin Bobby
Where: Hiking Runyon Canyon
Wardrobe: Head-to-toe Hard Tail, full face of makeup
Beverage: Glaceau Smartwater
Gets Ignored By: Jasleene, America's Ex Next Top Model

Typical Sunday in LA: Veganism on Melrose!
Who: Ashley Tisdale stalking Adrian Grenier
Where: Urth Café
Wardrobe: Ugg boots, leggings, shapeless tunic, oversized Wayfarers, Balenciaga bag
Beverage: Organic honey vanilla soy latte
Gets Ignored By: Nicky Hilton.