
New boob tube for you. Here's what's shaking and TV-quaking this week.
Dancing with the Stars: Kim's assets weren't quite what we'd thought they'd be, and so it was a bootylicious bye-bye. Most likely to face elimination: Rocco.
90210: Kelly dropped Ryan for the possibility of Dylan who called Brenda when he should have been calling Kelly directly so Brenda cozied up to the rejected Ryan. Love triangle '08? The younger 9-0s? A bust, well, a drug bust to be exact: Naomi, Adrianna, and lots of cops on tomorrow's epi.
Ugly Betty: Daniel on top, Wilhelmina demoted, and Christina laying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Who pushed her and her tiny Meade? All eyes on the Mode crew and the dangerous (?) Stuart.
Gossip Girl: The Upper East Siders take a t.o. this week, but we thought you'd enjoy the spoiler above. Catch up on the season opener if you missed it and speculate on the scheming to come.
Fringe: Returns in two weeks. Take a breath and try to figure out what the eff is happening.

























































