In the realm of the Basses.

The drought is over, people. Tonight, Gossip Girl returns with an all-new episode, "In the Realm of the Basses," and we have to say, we're feeling shinier than a new penny. Who needs New Year's resolutions when you can curl up on the couch with a tub of Chunky Monkey, a hefty glass of wine, and Chuck Bass?

Sometimes being bad just feels so good.

Or so the Basshole would have us believe. Tonight, he's on a bender of epic proportions. Drinking, screwing, flailing atop scary precipices. Will he be able to out-run the only one who really loves him? Or will Blair's headband be the boomerang that brings them back together?

We're thinking that cheese is best spread over the Dan and Serena cracker. If we're effing off the gym, we want to see some Bad Bass and Bitchy Blair.