Gross: "Octomom" Nadia Suleman's Porno is Nominated for 4 Awards

What  a Perfect Stocking Stuffer "Octomom Home Alone" Would Make. Not.

Nadia Suleman, the wack-a-doodle who birthed eight babies at once and then went on to become a national train wreck is now perched to become an award-winner. Of sorts.

She's long had my vote for the "Most-Annoying-Person-Ever" award but now her masturbatory efforts in a porno aptly titled "Octomom: Home Alone" [GAG] have been rewarded with four nominations in the upcoming AVN (Adult Video News) Awards. Set your DVRs folks.

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Now, whether this "distinction" is something to write home about to non porn-stars is doubtful but the mom of many couldn't be more tickled by her nominations in the Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign categories.

She even went on the record with the HuffingtonPost saying, that she was "blown away to even be nominated."  I'll let y'all insert your own gimme of an off color joke here.