Gwyneth Paltrow Goop Cleanse Kit Promises Weight Loss

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Gwyneth Paltrow Sells Goop Cleanse Kit Online

Gwyneth Paltrow is back with more Goop-y goodness on her eponymous website, now selling Goop colon cleanse kits.

And, yes, it's about as gross as it sounds.

Yes, but Gwynnie, honey, if it eliminates all your poop, what will you have left to blog about?

Paltrow is forever hoping to clean us out with her diet tips, but her new product takes it a step further.

As she embarked on a cleanse to kick off the new year, she invites fans to do the same -- oh, and pony up the $425 to pay for her kit, while they're at it.

Wow - it's really two products in one; It cleans out your colon AND your bank account!

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Here's everything you get in the The Goop Cleanse:

• Nourish: Protein powder
• Move: Fiber powder
• Clear 1: Probiotic anti-microbial
• Balance: Insulin regulator
• Cleanse Manual
• Ease: Digestive enzyme
• Encourage: Strong probiotic
• Clear 2: Herbal anti-microbial
• Relief: Liver support
• Recipe Guide

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Unlike some other cleanses, Paltrow's system does allow you to eat. Here's how it works:

"The basic premise of this cleanse is that by creating the right conditions, our bodies will begin to reset themselves naturally. How? By adding in nutritionally-beneficial foods and supplements, and removing the major toxins in our diet (inflammatory and processed foods)."

"Unlike most cleanses, the goop cleanse by Clean is designed to deliver results right now, while also inspiring long-term health changes. The cleanse will help give your digestive system a break and also improve energy levels by bringing in high-quality vitamins and nutrients. Best of all, because you'll be eating during this program, you won't be left feeling hungry or tired which is typical of most cleanses."

The Goop cleanse lasts for 21 days: "you'll have a shake for breakfast, a solid meal for lunch from a list of foods Dr. Junger recommends, a shake for dinner and your Clean supplements throughout the day."

I'm starting to think it's no coincidence that "goop" rhymes with "poop."

Thanks for your continued pursuit of cleaning us all out, Gywneth.