Gwyneth Paltrow Regulates the GOOP Hate

"You see, I am supreme..."

On with the show/ snobbish rants.

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t care if you hate GOOP, it’s happening anyway. Deal with it. And this reply to GOOP haters couldn’t be more befitting of her site. If you thought Gwynnie was pompous before, you won’t be surprised to hear what she said in response to news that peeps aren’t really digging the GOOP.

“I have this incredible, blessed, sometimes difficult, very lucky, very unique life, and I’ve gotten to travel all over the place and to work and live in different cities. … I go on tour with my husband and go to cities I would never necessarily go to. So I started accruing all of this information,” Paltrow tells USA Today.

And it seems Gwyneth is just all-knowing. She can’t help it.

She says, “I am the person my friends call when they want to know: ‘I am redoing this bathroom, and I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury. Where should I go?’ or ‘How do I make your (recipes)?’ … I thought this would be a fun, creative way to share with friends.”

So don’t hate on her cause she only owns three pairs of leggings, but can wear them three-thousand different ways. Or for the fact that she dines on paella with an orange Croc wearing chef named Mario Batalli.

If you don’t read GOOP, "you must not have a very happy life," replies Paltrow. 

And by the way, she feels sorry for you.