Happy Birthday, Charlie Sheen! You Are 45 Today.
Let's hope next year will be better.
There's pretty much no way that Charlie Sheen's 45th year on this planet can be worse than his 44th. Since September of last year he was arrested, had two cars mysteriously stolen and crashed, and broke up with his wife. Oh, and you can't forget about rehab, either!
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We're taking a look at what will make Charlie's 45th year better, astrologically-speaking. We know that in "real life" he could probably do with some more stints in rehab and a life coach, but what do the stars say?
From the looks of his astrological profile, Charlie Sheen has been going through a rough time since 2007. He's had his ups (giant paychecks) and downs (arrest), but these rollercoaster changes haven't been easy to maneuver. He had one major relationship issue with Brooke Mueller, and now's the time to shape up his love life once and for all.
Charlie Sheen will be presented with an opportunity to meet someone new this month or to escalate a previous relationship. There could also be a chance to break things off with someone who's hanging on... we wonder if Charlie's been spending a lot of time with a new girl?
As for life in general, Charlie Sheen will be facing big expenses. Perhaps he'll be cutting a check for his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, and that means he should consider asking for a raise on one of his projects. It has been hinted that he'll be facing limited possibilities for additional money-making schemes, so Charlie will have to think smart.
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If you want your year to be better than Charlie's 44th, get on over to our FREE astrological portal.


