Hate Wearing Condoms? Try This One On For Size

Protect Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Nature never meant for us to put rubber between our body parts. And while they may be necessary to protect against STDs, unwanted pregnancies and cooties, condoms just aren't pleasurable for many men. Until now. Introducing the new CSD500, a space-age condom that could revolutionize the way you have sex.

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Okay, maybe it won't put the motion in your ocean, but it will definitely put some spiff in your skiff.

Popularly referred to as the Viagra Condom (though it has no relation to the drug from Pfizer), the CSD500 is a prophylactic that contains a special "vasodilating gel" that supposedly increases bloodflow to the penis, giving a little boost to men who might need the help.

According to Futura Medical, the company producing the condoms, the CSD500 gave men "firmer" erections and significantly increased pleasure for both men and women.

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The condom also protects against sexually transmitted diseases like herpes, HIV, gonorrhea and babydaddyitis. In other words, you can now practice safe sex AND get yourself a performance enhancement ... AT THE SAME TIME.

The CSD500 is already a hit in Europe and, if all goes well, is expected to arrive stateside within the year. Of course, if you can't wait, you can always head to the store early and pitch a tent.