Heidi Montag Wants to Be in Playboy Again

Of course she does

Heidi Montag must look at her last Playboy cover and totally cringe. After all, the photo was taken long before her 10 plastic surgery procedures, so she must think it's quite ugly. Now she wants to pose for Playboy again, with her new body. Keep making your mom proud, Heidi.

In addition to realizing her Playboy photos are a bit out of date (A LOT has changed since those last photos), Heidi might also be coming to the realization that she's not a good singer. And she needs money badly. After all, Heidi has said she spent her life savings producing her album, Superficial. And it's safe to say, her album didn't even make a fraction of the money back for her.

Another Playboy spread would hopefully get Heidi Montag some of her money back. And what better way to make the money than to go topless this time? That's Heidi's plan! One of Heidi's "friends" has said, "She could use the money, and she's finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine."

Obviously it's a bit easier to pose topless when, you know, your body isn't real anymore. And while lots of Playboy models have fake breasts and other body augmentations, after hearing so much about Heidi Montag's surgeries, do we really want to see it naked? According to a source, "She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door... The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures."

Maybe Heidi will make some money off the deal, but then hubby Spencer Pratt will go ahead and lose it all when he proceeds to purchase every single copy. But that's OK, because I have a feeling nobody else will be buying it.