Heidi and Spencer Marry and Nobody Cares

Speidi marries…yuck.

We can all finally relax. Spencer and Heidi tied the knot. Yes, the annoying Hills couple eloped last Thursday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And, in true Speidi fashion, they ran to US Magazine five minutes after the ceremony--just in time to sell their pics and tell their lovey-dovey story. Really, who cares? 

Heidi divulged that after the vows she couldn’t stop crying. We can't blame her. If Spencer so much as grinned at us from across a crowded room, we’d ball our eyes out and run in the other direction. Fast.

Speaking of the creepy groom, his vows included lines like, “You make me want to be a better person,” and “You complete me.” Blah, sounds like he watched Jerry McGuire a few too many times before the ceremony.

We give these “soulmates” six months to a year, tops.

Congratulations on your bizarre nuptials, you two. You really deserve each other.