Holly Madison and Criss Angel Get It On

Hey! He's not an octogenarian!

Well, it looks like Holly's moved on.

Three shouts for Holly Madison. The Barbie-doll blonde has finally broken free of the hot pink, babe-tank that is the Playboy Mansion.

Although Nudey-patudy Madison and playboy Hefner called it quits just last month, Madison wasted no time in securing a new leading man – Magician Criss Angel. 

Yes, we’re sure the mansion was homey, and not having a wait staff is gonna be quite the adjustment for poor Holly. But having a man who says “I love you.” and not “I love you. And you. And you.” is so totally worth the temporary dollar deficit.

We say, let those teenage twins take the house, Mr. Wrinkles, and the rotating, satin-sheeted bed. Enjoy having a boyfriend who doesn’t need a cane.