Hotel Offers 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Package

Fifty Shades of Grey

'Fifty Shades of Grey' Hotel Package Offers Erotic Items

Have you been seduced by Fifty Shades of Grey yet?

For the unitiated, it's the steamy British erotic novel that's flying off shelves (vitrual and otherwise) and taking the nation, heck, the world, by storm.

And, as with every hot commodity, someone is trying to make a buck off it. Witness: One San Francisco-based hotel is offering a very special Fifty Shades package.

And my, what an experience it is.

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For a mere $369 a night, guests partaking in the "Fifty Shades of Women" package at Personality Hotels get the following:

One night deluxe accommodations at their Hotel Diva, Hotel Union Square, or Kensington Park properties

"Intimacy Kit" which includes black satin scarf, Ola vibrator, lube, limited edition designer condoms by Art of Lust, and pom-pom feather. The main drawback? That you don't get your very own Christian Grey to fool around with!

And, Personality properties aren't alone. The Heathman Hotel in Portland, featured in the book, also has a few Fifty Shades options: the "Charlie Tango package," which runs $2,700 for a helicopter ride and a dinner for six  or, if your budget is a little tighter, you can get a $40 package add-on of a bottle of Pouille Fume wine and a keepsake grey tie.

Are you intrigued? Have you read (and been turned on by) the book (s)?