Howard Stern Loses Contestant For Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant

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Stern offering big money to get her back.

While Howard Stern has not confirmed which of the four former mistresses of Tiger Woods have been set to appear on his upcoming Tiger Woods mistress pageant, it's now being reported that one of them has ditched the show. Here's how desperate Howard Stern is to get her back.

Apparently Stern isn't confident that only three Tiger Woods mistresses will create an audience draw. He's offering big money to lure the skeptical contestant back, as well as the precious black diamond that was to be awarded to the pageant's winner. (It hasn't been stated why the contestant backed out.)

Stern was preparing to judge the girls based on bikini, talent and personality. He's pitting them against one another for a $100,000 prize, but now that money is being used to attract the fallen contestant, it's not clear how much the winner will win.

We do know this: Stern's prize money was donated by the Ashley Madison Agency, which hooks up married people who are looking to have affairs. As a side note, Fox 411 notes that ABC rejected running a racy commercial that Ashley Madison had planned for the Oscars. The alphabet network says that the agency's promo created a conflict for them, due to "the nature of the advertised product/service and the content of this creative." Clearly Howard Stern feels differently.

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The Howard Stern mistress pageant is the last thing Tiger Woods needs, as he's trying to clean up his image by...exercising in public? Come on Tiger, you gotta do better than that. Plus, here's video of an interview with one man who shares little in common with Tiger Woods and Howard Stern: Robert Pattinson continues to insist that he's allergic to vaginas.