Hugh Jackman Still Alive, According To People Magazine

Good sexy, bad sexy, old sexy, and just plain sexy.

People magazine has declared Aussie hottie Hugh Jackman 2008's Sexiest Man Alive. The song and dance man stars alongside Nicole Kidman in the Baz Luhrmann epic Australia.

The timing of this big budget release couldn't have anything to do with why Jackman was chosen as this year's Top Sexy now could it?

We'll let you ponder that PR mystery as you mull over People's other high-ranking hunks, broken down into our own categories.

Jon Hamm (Sexiest Depressive), Daniel Craig (Sexiest Stoic), Robert Buckley (Sexiest Man Candy), Michael Phelps (Sexiest Torso), Ed Westwick (Sexiest Villain), and Javier Bardem (Sexiest Psychopath).

Here's a few sexies we'd add to the annual list:

Sexiest Faux European: Johnny Depp

Sexiest Voice: Clive Owen

Sexiest Man You'd Never Date: Tie between Brody Jenner and Colin Farrell

Sexiest Intellectual: James Franco

Sexiest Daddy: Gavin Rossdale

Sexiest Oldie: Jack Nicholson