Hulk Hogan Crushing On Jennifer Aniston?

Or just get with Jennifer Aniston

Hulk Hogan has a bone to pick with Brad Pitt. And Brad Pitt should probably run because Hulk is claiming he wants to "knock some sense into him." Actually, it really just sounds like Hulk Hogan has a major crush on Jennifer Aniston. Hmmm.

Hulk Hogan just doesn't understand how Brad Pitt could have given up Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie. Because he thinks Jennifer Aniston is just perfect. Brad Pitt is clearly dumb, right? Hulk Hogan says, "If I could knock some sense into any one person-and he's got a great life and he's doing the right thing. The kids are great and the person he's with is great, no doubt.... I never understood. I never understood and I'd love to knock sense. Why would anybody leave Jennifer Aniston? I mean come on brother."

But really, it just sounds like he has a major crush on Jennifer Aniston as he says, "She's brilliant, she's smart, she's good looking, she's sensual. She's sexy. She's got the body of a God. She's got it all going on. Brad Pitt --the ultimate male still-- whatever that is--I understand Angelina she's gorgeous-it's like trading a Cadillac for a Cadillac." Phew, in love much? Can you see Hulk Hogan and Jennifer Aniston dating? I thought he preferred the overly tan, platinum blonde, huge boob type. No?

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But Hulk also opens up about ex-wife Linda and says something that shocks us all. He actually wishes she were with him. What? Didn't you think Hulk and Linda absolutely hated each other? Hulk Hogan says, "This is going to sound like probably the craziest thing I've ever said, but I wish she was there. I wish she was there. I wish she was a part of my life because I love her unconditionally. I love her to death. I always will." We wonder if Linda is still dating that young boy-toy.

Wow. Hulk Hogan is working on getting some more reality television shows on the air, so maybe we'll hear more about he and Linda soon. And maybe, just maybe, Jennifer Aniston will make a guest appearance on his show!