Irish Lads We'd Like To Kiss (or not) - Man Snack

Do you feel lucky, do ya?

Oh the Irish. That milky white skin. Those freckles. The mounds of red hair. It's just plain attractive. Here's our catalog of sexy leprechauns we'd like to pinch come St. Patty's Day. 

Bricks look good on you, Patty.

Patrick Dempsey - Okay, so it sounds cheesey, but HE'S REALLY A MCDREAMY! And Pat isn't just super sexy as a doc on Grey's Anatomy, he's crazy wonderful in real life too. Well actually, since I've never actually met the guy, I have no idea the legitimacy that was my last sentence. Yet, I've seen pictures and this man looks like a totally legit family man. Super McDreamy.

That nose!

I suck.

Own and Luke Wilson - Okay, this is totally random, but even though Owen Wilson looks like a porcupine, I'd still totally do him. I think it's that weird crooked nose. I have no idea which way it's going, but I love every bit of it. As for his brother Luke, his mop of brown hair freaks me out. Plus, according to one of my Texas-going friends (this is not random as Luke hails from Texas), he is a total fatty right now.

A close up would ruin it.

Shaun White - Okay, I'll admit it, I'm not one who’s into the red hair. But, when red hair comes attached to man like Conan O'Brian, or Shaun White, I just can't help myself. I'm pretty sure my attraction stems more from his abilities on the board (Shaun's not Conan's), than anything else. Cause really, without some snow and a few gold medals, this guy is just one hot mess.

Dermot Mulroney - Okay, I left the best for last, partially because I am actually attracted to this guy. Yes, he is a lot older than I am and no he's not Brad Pitt, but he's starred in such movies as My Best Friend's Wedding alongside Julia Roberts and I'm sorry, but that is pretty legit.

Go ahead, we'll wait.

Plus, have you seen that movie? Their cell phones are HUGE! This alone, is entertaining to me. Actually, now that I think of it, I have no idea what this has to do with being an Irish hottie, but you know what, just go with it.