Jaimee Grubbs: Tiger Woods Has Tiny Calves

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Tiger Woods not as big in some places as he'd like.

Oh wow...now that the explosion over Tiger Woods' multiple affairs is out in the open (hilarious voicemail mashup here), get ready to reel over this: his mistress (well, one of them) Jaimee Grubbs has stepped forward to reveal that Tiger Woods expressed concern to her that certain parts of his body were too small.

But interestingly, it's not the body part you're thinking: it's his calves.

Tiger Woods' mistress Jaimee Grubbs has come out to say that when she met him at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas in April 2007 (when their 31-month affair with 20 sexual rendezvous started), she told him that for a guy who works out a lot, he had tiny calves. (What girl is this shallow?!)

So how did Tiger respond? He was hurt. Grubbs says, "I remember him giving me the biggest death look. He told me he was very insecure about the size of his calves. He said, 'I can't grow calves.' And I was like, 'Okay, sorry!'

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Tiger Woods can't grow calves, but can he grow a conscience? The adultery agency Ashley Madison is reportedly pursuing him to be their new rep...meanwhile, Jaimee Grubbs might want to keep her nose out of places it doesn't belong -- Thursday we caught wind of a Jaimee Grubbs sex tape.