Jen Aniston and John Mayer: Making Us Sick for a Year

Look, Brad. I love him.

Ah, true love.

It feels like just yesterday we caught these two making out in a hot tub, but no, that was a full year ago. Can you believe it? And to think they almost broke up.

Yep, it was 365 days ago that Jen met John at an Oscar party and claimed she, "barely knew his music." Romantic. From there they enjoyed tropical getaways, candlelit dinners, and sleepovers (John's a little afraid of her house).

Sadly, it was almost over when John announced, "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Yep, that definitely sounded like a breakup to me. But no, Jen still wanted more of her sappy crooner.

And more is what she got. He even cleaned up and put on a tux for his lady. But how much of their Oscar affection was for the benefit of Brangelina? I guess we'll never know.

I give them three more months. Maybe four.