Jennifer Lopez's Ex: She's Ruining My Life

Noa Ojani's just trying to make an honest living.

Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband is doing some Jon Gosselin-style, hard-core whining about how Jennifer Lopez is being so unfair by not letting him sell their eleven-hour sex tape to make a movie out of it. “This is another proof of her power and money trying to stop me from moving on with my life," Ojani told the New York Daily News.

Oh wow...

This week Lopez was granted a temporary restraining order against her ex, to whom she was married from 1997 to 1998. The order clamps down on Ojani's attempts to sell footage of their sexy-time for in order to produce a "mocumentary" of what he refers to as his life as a Cuban immigrant.

Okay, what does your immigration have to do with your ex-wife getting spanked? But Ojani insists that Jennifer Lopez has made it impossibly difficult for him to get work, and he's been modeling to keep the money coming in (although with eyebrows like that, he must be modeling...knit face masks? Waxing kits on QVC?). Ojani also says that he wasn't really intending to make money from the intimate footage: "I'm not making any money from these videos. This is about having a closure. It's my story." Ojani also said that the footage was only used for creative purposes: "We were watching with writers and directors and producers because we were getting the script down. We were writing about the characters. They're trying to twist it, that everything is my fault. She's trying to step on my shoes and not let me move on with my life, and it's not fair."

Okay, who's making it difficult for you to move on, Noa Ojani? If you're smart, listen up: drop it, because J-Lo's suing you for even more than the $545,000 she sued you for a few years ago when you tried to write a book about being married to her. If this thing goes to court, you're gonna know how it feels to have your pants off in public.

Put it to bed.

Read about J-Lo suing Noa Ojani here. Know who else's sex tape is causing major trouble in her career? Former Miss California Carrie Prejean. (But of the two women's lawyers, you probably want J-Lo's. Carrie Prejean is floundering.)

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