Jersey Shore's Ronnie Launching T-Shirt Line
Ronnie doesn't want to be left out
I'm beginning to think that in order to be on the Jersey Shore, you have to come out with a clothing line. Almost everyone has done it so far... And Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is next. He's launching a t-shirt line called Jersey Laundry. Um, OK.
I think Ronnie should probably stay away from the fashion world. I know, I know, all his co-stars are doing it. But that doesn't necessarily mean it's right. In fact, I actually kind of respect Ronnie's on-and-off-again girlfriend Sammi for not getting involved in things like this. People say she hasn't "made it," but maybe she's just smart. Who knows.
In any event, Ronnie's Jersey Laundry is a collection of t-shirts that say things like "I heart single Ronnie" and "Have You Smushed Today?" Uh, wicked cool. Oh, and don't worry, Ronnie doesn't believe in doing laundry, so GTL is out for him. He's more of a GTS type of guy: gym, tan, smush. And one of his shirts graphically proclaims that.
At least the tees will only cost you $20, so they won't break your bank. But still, do you really like Jersey Shore enough to purchase one of these shirts?
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But Ronnie has a feeling the shirts will really sell and says, "The crowds in Jersey wait in line for hours for shirts that say 'Team Ronnie,' or 'I Heart Vinnie.' We're going for stuff like that, and running with it." Luckily he also recognizes the fact that "They're more for the younger fan base." No, really?
Go for it, Ronnie. But I have a feeling America will tire of the Jersey Shore before long. At least, one can hope. In the meantime, all you crazy fans can purchase your t-shirts by the end of February.



