Joe Jonas Is Missing His Eyebrows
The Tiger Beat king gets dumped for a vampire.
Poor Joe. Just a couple weeks ago he was a super hot commodity and now it's all lonely nights and bathroom floor sobbing.
Apparently, his fellow eyebrow endowed lady friend, Camille Belle, has left him for Twilight’s Robert Pattinson. Perhaps the couple got into an altercation over the Joe Bro's no plucking clause, or maybe she’s just not a fan of the whole purity ring thing. 100% understandable btw, a woman’s got needs!!
Honestly, we’d thought we’d never say this, but even Taylor Swift has moved past the whole Joe Jonas break-up phone call debacle.
The singer and boyfriend-hating lyricist found a new muse, a Mr. Stephen Barker Liles of the band Love and Theft. The two met backstage one night, sparks flew, and she thought he has so totally dreamy that she penned a song just for him. And it's actually about love and kissing...
Mwahaha. Take that, Joe Jonas!
