John Mayer Tops the List of Worst Celeb Boyfriends

It's official: JohnMayer sucks

Celebs are people too. They make mistakes and hit the sheets with the wrong guy (or lady) just like the rest of us.

Our list of majorly bad Celebrity BFs

Balthazar Getty:
This guy takes the cake for bad relationship karma. Leaving a wife and four young kids, only to be photographed time and time again doing the topless tango with Sienna Miller aboard a yacht? Rat-tit-tat tacky.

Raffaello Follieri:
It was all pizza pie and moon gazing for Anne Hathaway and her BF Raffaello Follieri, until he lied about getting chummy with the pope and stole wads of cash from the Vatican. Can't get much amore when your incarcerated, Raffy.

Hugh Hefner:
Having more than one girlfriend is bad enough, but ending it with Kendra, Holly, and Bridget just so he can get busy with 19-year-old twins? Hef, we don't approve. 'Nuf said.

Samantha Ronson:
Since Lohan has been dating the shim (she + him = shim) she's been fired from more gigs than the year she went to rehab, did her fair share of drunk driving, and was found with cocaine in her pockets. Samantha might not be the cause of these firings, BUT she's not exactly against Linds' designer leggings. Therefore, we must deem her guilty by association.

John Mayer:
No matter how much she denies it, we know Jennifer Aniston's biological clock is ticking. Why else would she be slummin' it with John Mayer? Yes, he writes memorable love songs and has been known to serenade a few, but he's also a smartass. A smartass that laughs at his own jokes and performs holiday jingles atop cars for photogs. Baby daddy material? Nah, we'll pass.