Jon Gosselin Heads to Match.com

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Looking for Love in All the Right Places?

Well, sort of. Funny or Die made a skit with a guy who looks sorta like Jon Gosselin talking about what he's looking for now that he's single again. Didn't we figure that part out from his dalliances with Diana Hummell? I jest (sorta).

In the faux ad, "Jon" says that he wants a woman with a symmetrical haircut who also enjoys "Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors, and doesn't mind that I already have eight half-white babies." Ouch. Even though the guy barely looks like Jon and sounds less like him, this makes me feel even worse for Kate.

And to think the ink on their divorce papers isn't even dry. When will Jon head out to play the field for real?